In my way

  He's in my way and he knows it,
  I try to be kind,
  Ask him nicely to move,
  But he just stands there,
  And now he's got a smug smile on his face,
  Coz he knows if I lay one finger on him,
  My dose will be upped,
  I'll have to see the old hag 5 times a week,
  I'll be back where I started,
  He takes one look at my face,
  He knows I know too,
  I grit my teeth,
  But ask politely if he'll please move out my way,
  Now his smile is even smugger,
  As he says "make me",
  He knows I can't,
  I know I can't,
  He's got me again,
  I look down at the ground and curse myself,
  Coz I have to walk away..